I'm eating this orgasmic ice cream and getting fat. No joke I am getting fat, just wait until you see me, woah, you'll want to throw healthbars at me 'cause you are so disgusted.

I have this 6 page essay to write and I'm not sure if I'm going to do it because my History teacher has something stuck up in his ass (even though he is one of the hottest teachers I've seen in my life; hell, I'd do him)

Psshhhhhh, fuck school.

Beth and I were talking in this one classroom after school.

Schools should have smoking breaks.
Haha, yeah they should!
Do you think we could petition for one?
Hell, why not?

Then some kids came over and we told them what our new idea was; they looked at us real queer. Riiiiight.

Hey May, you want a one of mine? Ha, it has no filter!
Nah, I got my reds at home. What do they look like?

Some bogus kid jumped in the conversation.

Don't do that.
Why?
I might have to report you.
You would turn me in?
I just don't want to be associated with your drugs. I really don't care. I just don't want to get in trouble.

Fuck off, kid. Some people just have sticks up there ass. They walked off and Beth and I looked at each other like, 'Riiiight.' I guess I can see where they are coming from but could they be anymore "OMG! YOU SMOKE?! HOW COULD YOU!? YOU ARE A BAD PERSON AND YOU ARE GOING TO HELL!!!" What the...? Yeah you better back on the fuck up before I lay a smack down 'cause you don't want to see May gone crazy.

Anyway that's my ranting for today.

Umhm. Just finished that box I'm going for another; wish me luck folks.

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