Maybe I'm going to get diarrhea now because I've chewed at least 8 pieces of gum. And apparently excess amunts of erythritol, sorbitol, mannitol, or xylithol wcan cause the runs.

Oh well.

Maybe I'm just addicted to the spearmint taste, maybe I'm just a big fan of (R)-(-)-Carvone. Because taste has a lot to do with smell and the this stupid organic molecule smells like it.

Maybe I'm just tired. And I need sleep. And diarrhea isn't that scary. It's the least of my problems and if it could be an excuse to get away from reality right now. I think I would eat 77 pieces of gum.

And I think 77 pieces of gum is the right number. Because 7 is lucky, and magical, and great. And everything is done in seven or happens in threes. But 7's look prettier than threes.

So 77 it is.

I want to sleep forever.

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